See-through bikini on Ratghoul plagued companion

With the Ratgoul plague ending tonight I've been rushing frantically trying to collect all of the Ratghoul customizations for companions that have only been made available during the plague time. Bioware made eight available, one for each class. To get the customizations you had to purchase a random role customization chest from the Jawa on Tatooine and I ended up with six unique different ones and about five duplicates. Luckily I was able to get three of the female ones that are available for Kira, Mako and Elara Donne. Like always, I thought I'd take some nice high res images of the female companions in bikinis. Unfortunately, Bioware didn't think anybody would consider equipping bikinis on their female plagued companions! The result was inappropriate to say the least.

I was shocked when I saw how much the bikini revealed on Elara. How did this get into the game? She is showing way too much! :)

The default naked look for Elara has a long sleeve shirt and pants equipped. I guess Bioware didn't want to spend the time creating body skins for female zombies. Let's hope they fix it. I'll check Mako and Kira and post what I find. I only just got those customizations minutes before the servers went down.

At first I thought it was because she wore heavy armor but Kira wears light armor and it will be interesting to see if she can pull off the bikini zombie look.

Hot off the Press for 1.2: Become Your Ship Droid

"Note posted on April Fool's"

Have you ever fantasied about getting down and dirty with Scorpio, the hot Imperial Agent droid companion?! Or are you looking for cool old Star Wars games like Super Star Wars? Bioware have answered all your pleas with this hot update.

The ability to be able to jump into first person mode in your droid character and play Super Star Wars is a big enough draw card for the monthly subscription for me. After unlocking this feature, I can't see myself doing anything else ingame ...

... apart from maybe sexing it up with Scorpio that is! What's not to like about this evil woman? Read on the see the other fabulous features coming in game update 1.2.

Funnies for Minecraft Junkies

I got an email from Zeke from ironmanmode.com. Aparently he's a bit of a fan of Gaming Faces. Thanks :) Zeke's site is a quirky little gem that stands out from all the other 'I had an existential moment on the crapper this morning' blogs out there.



Bloggers on this blog write about their gaming experiences from a first person point of view as though it is their life. It makes for some pretty funny reading. There's a little more to it though, the site also raises money for the charity called Child's Play. As Zeke explains ...

"The Blog offers no deep insight into gaming, is badly formatted, takes up heaps of our time, isn’t nearly as funny or original as I make it out to be, and is entirely pointless. However, with your help, we can keep it at the level of mediocrity you’ve come to expect… but remove the pointlessness aspect of it all."

So head on over. Have a read. Have a giggle. Click on donate if you can. Just enjoy if you can't.

Halloween Photos at BioWare Austin 2011.

The guys and girls at BioWare got in to Halloween this year Star Wars style!

Friday night fun and Songs

Thanks to Kerry Amburgy-Dickson for this Fridays funny's!
Star Wars themed parody of Bohemian Rhapsody.


And a good one for Friday drinks! A light-hearted Star Wars parody of Margaritaville, starring Han Solo.

Funny Geek Friday

Some Lols for you all this Friday! Enjoy! Are you tired of the daily grind? The Lich King is. There are many ways Arthas' tales should have ended. Here is how he got away from it all. Keep an eye out for some extra special guests (back by popular demand)! Be on the look out for new content every THURSDAY! Come back for behind the scenes, deleted clips, and more. Leave us a comment and spread the love by subscribing to our channel and/or give us a 'thumbs up'! And a Star Trek parody video Lust on the Bridge!

Dragon Con 2011 - Slave Leia Photoshoot

If your male, like Star Wars, and like the opposite sex, then like me you will love this photo shoot! I found my wife at a Star Wars fan club 17 years ago and looking at the girls at Dragon Con 2011 I bet some geeks found true love too! What's not to like about a hot geek chick in a slave Leia outfit?

Sith suck balls and want to do your mom ... did we really want to hear it anyway?!

You know I understand why BioWare made the decision to separate global chat channels between factions. If you haven't heard, Georg Zoeller has clarified on the official forums that global chat will be separate between Sith and Republic but normal local chat will be able to be viewed by everybody and understood. By understood, in case you haven't played WoW before, Horde and Alliance and see each other saying stuff, but the text is scrambled. In a lot of other MMOs opposite factions do not get global or server wide communications. If they weren't separated we might see something like this:

From Georg Zoeller: “Guys, Let's back up for a minute and clarify what's going on here. Nothing has changed since San Diego Comic Con. As discussed at SDCC, the decision was made to separate the general chat channels by faction. However, this decision ONLY affects the planet-wide chat channels such as "General Chat." If you're standing next to another player (local chat), you can talk to them regardless of what faction you're part of. The only thing we removed, as already mentioned at Comic-Con, was the ability to communicate with the opposing faction across the entirety of a planet to avoid the issues (like griefing, abuse, and other factors which led to a very unpleasant experience) which we saw way too often in testing. We discussed the option of hiding the global chat and defaulting it off, but ultimately the ratio of negative incidents was too high to justify that. The reasoning here is simple: We really didn’t want to create a game option that essentially says "[x] Give me an 80% chance of having an infuriating and annoying chat experience," and putting the onus on the user ("you can just /ignore them") is not our idea of a quality game experience.Removing planet-wide cross-faction chat radically reduces the amount of reach a misbehaving player has before account action can be taken. We’ll likely add the ability to filter local cross faction chat as well. Hopefully that clears it up a bit.”